Thursday, August 27, 2009

Everybody must get lost

Bob Dylan to voice a new GPS.

GPS: "Muh muh wuh muh luh."
Driver: "Wha?"
GPS: "ruh lah muh stuh."
Driver: "I don't get it!"
GPS: "Awe muhn. Fuggit."
Driver: "Aiiiiieeeeee! Cliff! EEEEEEeeeeeeeee!"

In other news, Bob Dylan is also to release a Christmas album of traditional Christmas songs. Like, presumably, "suhluh nuh", "juh guh buh", "ruhduh duh ruhnuh ruhduh", and other such classics...

-- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

1 comment:

  1. I gather that Ozzie Osbourne had another commitment?


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