Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Passion of the Penguin

My cats have an appointment with the vet in the morning. Thus I am not feeding them tonight, so that they don't puke all over themselves in the car tomorrow.

If you don't hear from me tomorrow, check the news for the mysterious case of the apartment full of penguin feathers and two very satiated cats... that's assuming that I can get to sleep at all with the cats howling for food all night, of course!

-- Badtux the Sleepless Penguin

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