at the news that scientists have found a biological reason for gay-ness. Because, you see, they're scientists. They're not good God fearin' Christians like you and I. Everybody knows that those evil "scientist" people are just part of the Gay Agenda and hate America and want us to all gay-marry our brothers and give forced abortions to 14 year olds and all that. Why, they don't even believe that God created the world in 7 days, so why should we listen to them?
-- Badtux the Wingnut Penguin
Why are we even researching why people are homosexual? Who cares....
ReplyDeleteIt's all part of our brave leaders taking advantage of our chimpanzee programming, Kat. By defining one group of hairless monkeys as "us" and another group of hairless monkeys as "them", they take advantage of millions of years of evolution burned into our hindbrain to short-circuit that nasty "thinking" stuff. USA! USA! USA! Rah rah rah!
ReplyDeleteLab Kat sweetie, you forgot the obvious reason. They most likely received grant money to study it. Years ago, I met a nice, but kinda pervy man who received grant money every year to study nudism. At least did something constructive with it. He opened a very nice nudist camp north of Dallas.
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