Wednesday, June 14, 2006

She's #1!

I notice on World Nut Daily that Ann Coulter is saying that she's #1 on the bestseller's list because of the "mainstream media".

I also note on World Nut Daily that the Conservative Book Club is giving away Ann Coulter's book for FREE (well, for $1, but you get the point).

These nutcases are so eager to prove that they haven't been relegated to the scrapheap of history that the only way they can get to the #1 on the bestseller's list is to *give* their books away. And they *STILL* can't break the USA Today, Publisher's Weekly, or New York Times bestseller's lists even then -- only on the "World Nut Daily" bestseller's list, whatever the fuck that is -- and on currently lives at #3... Ann Coulter is #1 only in her lunatic mind, wot?

Alrighty, then!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. If you could get that much literal bullshit for $1, I would have a much greener lawn.

  2. The top thrityfive on NYT best seller list do have a lot of anti-social conservative books on the non-fiction list, but no crazy ann coulter

  3. I quit reading bestsellers before I ever started: why should I read a book that the majority of these knuckle draggers liked?? I stay away from the best sellers.


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