Monday, June 12, 2006

Alright already, declare victory and go home!

Let's see:

  1. Saddam overthrown: Check.
  2. Weapons of Mass Destruction threat eliminated: Check. (Easy 'nuff, since there weren't none!).
  3. Democratic government installed: Check.
Given that these are what Dear Leader says are the goals of the war in Iraq, we won!

Alrighty then, since we won, there's no more need for U.S. troops in eye-rack, right? Right?!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. But Badtux darling, you're missing Dubya's most important goal: Dubya and all his cohorts make simply tons and tons of wonderful tax funded money from this war for as long as possible. He said it himself on Monday. “I keep reminding the American people that the stakes are worth it.”

    If it would mean we could impeach him, as repulsive as it would be, is there someone out there willing to take one for the team and give him a blow job?

  2. Terror is a great motivator.

  3. "is there someone out there willing to take one for the team and give him a blow job?"

    Don't be teasing Ann (Coulter) like that. I think she'd be willing to give a daily hummer.

  4. Have we finished painting all the schools?


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