Monday, June 26, 2006

Rush can't get it up

BWHAHAHAHAHA! Rush Limbaugh detained for prescriptionless Viagra!.

And this is the man who accuses *LIBERALS* of having limp dicks?!

BWAHAHAHAHA! What a loser!

-- Badtux the ROFL Penguin


  1. Put a smile on my face when I read about Rush and his "problem" this morning

  2. Ya'll seem so surprised. I on the other hand would have been surprised if'n he could get a woody without it. I don't believe I could ever think of Rush as a virile kinda guy. In fact it seems wrong to use the term "virile" and Rush in the same sentence.

  3. It doesn't bother me that he has Viagra. It bothers me that he can find someone to have sex with him.

    She, he, or it must have been very desperate for money.

  4. As usual, the sainted words of the late, great Bill Hicks are particularly relevant:

    "Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Am I the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just stand around pissing on him? His little piggly wiggly dick can't get hard, 'Uhh... uhh...I can't get hard. Reagan, pee in my mouth!'..."


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