What could it be? What could it be? Oh. Never mind!
-- Badtux the Lumpy-bed-ownin' Penguin
In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
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Trust me when I tell you that you can never post enough pictures of The Mighty Fang.
ReplyDeleteBadtux, when you die can I have that quilt?
ReplyDeleteMinis the Mighty Fang, of course.
Hey, hands off my quilt, Mule! If you search back in your archives, you'll see that I had to search all over the entire SF Bay area before I finally found the exact correct quilt in, like, the 50th store I went into. Oh, I found lots of quilts in lots of stores, but they weren't the right quilt.
ReplyDeleteI've willed that quilt to The Mighty Fang, since he sleeps under it more hours per day than I do. In this case, I watched TMF approach my bed, deliberately poke his paw out and push the quilt away from the sheet, then stand up on his hind legs in the space created and pull himself up with his claws until he was all the way up. He then nosed around a bit until finally curling up so that his nose and hind legs were both facing the same direction. At which point the lightbulb went off in my head... "camera time!".
- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
Well rats!
ReplyDeleteI bet he's already has scratched his wettle initials on that quilt, too. In case in case he can't get his paws on that Will.
I suppose the only other option I have now is sucking up to The Mighty Fang.
Missouri -the cat ass kissing Mule.