Thursday, September 01, 2011

That book

I suppose I should say something about that book. You know, THAT book. The one released by Dear Former Real Leader Darth "I'm a Dick" Cheney? Thing is, I haven't read it. I've been told that he admits, even gloats, about war crimes in it. I've been told that he gloats about being in charge for the first six years of the GWB Presidency. But based on this review, the fundamental problem with the book is that Dick Cheney tries to prove he's human, and instead proves he's a lizard person from Planet Sociopath -- a fact which we already knew. So why should I bother reading it? Maybe I'll pick it up for 80% off in the remainder bin a few weeks from now. Or maybe not. I have better things to do, after all. Like watching the grass grow. Or viewing kitty porn on YouTube. Or even just staring at the ceiling, for cryin' out loud, probably more entertaining than dousing myself into the sewer that is Dick Cheney's soul.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. I am certainly not going to be buying this book but maybe in a few months, I might check it out of the library just for the laughs.

  2. I definitely vote for kitty porn.

  3. Lynn, the smell of brimstone might put me off of even checking it out of the library. Just sayin' :).

    Labrys, yes, the output of Kittywood is decidedly more pleasant than reading the output of a Sith lord attempting to justify himself.

    - Badtux the Cat-video-watchin' Penguin

  4. thank you for making me laugh, I thoroughly enjoyed this post :)

  5. I'll never read it..

  6. A wise choice, BBC. The sheer unadulterated evil contained within this book might explode and burn down your trailer house if you dared crack the cover within your sawdustboard fire hazard. I suggest that if you ever *do* get the urge to read it, do so while in an aluminum jon boat in the middle of a lake, so that if it catches on fire, you can toss it overboard lickity split.

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin


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