Thursday, September 29, 2011

The search continues

Once upon a time, all that was required to be a GOP candidate for President was a pulse. Then Dick Cheney happened. Dick famously no longer has a pulse.

The fact that men without a pulse can potentially be President opens up a whole new realm of possibility. For example, I have now come up with the perfect GOP candidate:

Zombie Ronald Reagan

Oh sure, he needs brains, but then so do the rest of the GOP candidates so why not?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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