Thursday, January 06, 2011

Shit floats to the top

Which of course is why Weepy Boner, person of (orange) color, weeped his way into the seat of Speaker of the House yesterday. Dude can't even hold a gavel without weeping...

-- Badtux the "Dude is mental, yo!" Penguin


  1. I get weepy too, at times. But i more or less pick my moments.

    That man has a serious personality disorder.

    He's also a fucking turd, but that's a different story.


    WV: spruium - an even better gift than myrrh!

  2. Can you imagine what the republicans would have said if Pelosi cried when she became Speaker of the House?

  3. If Issa doesn't know that penguins don't even *have* a vagina (look up the word "cloaca"), well, I think there's no danger here. Clearly he's merely having sex with nuns, rather than actual penguins :).

    Boner is the only turd I've ever encountered who makes his *own* water to float on, yo. That was my point.

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  4. Re: Boner -- if I was shit-faced drunk all the time, I'd probably cry a lot, too. We can only hope he self-immolates like his predecessor in alcoholism, Joe McCarthy.


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