Thursday, December 09, 2010

OMG Caribou Barbie killed Rudolph!

Reindeer and caribou are the same species. Which is why it's hilarious that Sarah "Caribou Barbie" Palin thinks that killing a caribou (very messily and in a way that shows she's not familiar with guns or hunting) will somehow endear herself with the American people. OMG, she killed Donner or Dasher or Blitzen! What next, she goes Santa-hunting?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Santa might be safe from Snowflake Snooki if he loses some weight and drops a few sizes. No problem for the elves, they are way too small for her to hit with a bazooka.

  2. Sarah couldn't hit the broad side of a cow (not even if she was inside of it). But, hey, she does have entertainment value.

  3. Santa? Good luck with her finding a myth.

  4. Sarah and Dick Cheney ought to go out hunting together. Talk about solving two problems at the same time :).

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  5. Next season -- McHuntress goes out and shoots some bums sleeping in cardboard boxes. It'll be a big hit on TLC. They'll call it "edgy."

  6. Just one more way for "Bible Spice" to be phony. It'd be interesting to know if she's even embarrassed over this fiasco.

    Any bets on whether the crowd who were giving John Kerry shit over his incompetent gunhandling make as big a deal over this? I really doubt it, considering that when Palin appears on the cover of the NRA's magazines, along with John McCain and Ted Nugent, it corresponds to favorable coverage.

    (BTW, I'm an NRA member, which is especially rich given that I don't even live primarily in the States. I have to maintain membership in order to compete in some types of events, but I can't stand American Hunter magazine and American Rifleman isn't much better.)


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