Monday, June 28, 2010

Texas GOP wants to outlaw finance industry

Texas GOP issues platform calling for banning of anal sex. Since the finance industry is currently engaged in ass-raping America for 41% of America's profits (as compared to an average 16% from 1973 to 1985), clearly the Republican platform is calling for outlawing the finance industry.

Or maybe not, since it's only a virtual ass raping. Hmm....

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. I've never known a christian that wasn't willing to get it on with oral sex and all sorts of other sex. So now they want to turn pious? Fuck that, too boring.

  2. And you just KNOOOOOW that ALL of the fcukers who voted for this in the platform have either 1.) Engaged in those acts; or 2.) Gotten excited watching those acts on pornos; or 3.) Been sexually frustrated because they are too repressed, fat or ugly to engage in them.

    KKKonservatives: purity in pronouncements; perversion in practice.


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