Monday, April 23, 2007

Beware the Poetry of Mass Destruction!

I always suspected that English professors assigned poetry in their classes as a mechanism for torturing undergrads, but now we find out that it can explode too, causing an entire college campus to be evacuated? Oooh, poetry of mass destruction! How *dare* a professor be guilty of driving while brown and carrying a box of poetry to the dumpster. Doesn't he know that al Qaeda is targetting dumpsters outside of Podunk University for destruction? Why, I think Osama bin Laden issued a jihad just the other day saying "All your dumpster are belong to us." Oh the horror!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

4 comments:

  1. It was the recycling. Everyone knows recycling is a pinko commie plot. No plane ride for him. Sneaking around in a white VW convertible covered with decals.

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  2. Well...that sucked the big one!

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  3. I knew it! There IS a war on recycling! Just imagine all those nasty paper cuts he could have inflicted.

    Mixter

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