Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Newsflash: 2004 election was stolen

Well, DUH! So what else is news?

The thing is, it couldn't have been stolen if 2/3rds of the American people had decided to throw the bums out on their butt. It would have so glaringly obvious in that case that no one would have dared. But with so much of the American public currently having their balls hocked at the latest pawn shop, willing to vote for anybody who promises to keep them safe from them big bad tewwowists, whadya expect?!

BTW, I'm expecting a new terror attack on U.S. soil in September of next year. Just as September 11 got the Republicans control of the Senate in 2002, they will want to extend that control in 2006. Am I saying that our own government will attack our nation for political gain? Well, it wouldn't be the first time that such a thing was proposed...

- Badtux the Conspiracy Penguin

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