In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Last night I tripped over the cat's food bowl, and sent kitty kibble flying all over the carpet. I picked up some of the kibble, and then said "f it, I'm going to bed" and left it for this morning.
This morning I looked at the carpet... and it had been hoovered clean during the night!
Now you know why this cat is fat.
-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
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It is important that every home have atleast one Hoover, we used to have a Bassat hound , I highly reccomend them..although your black kitty did an admirable job...and she is lovely as well...
ReplyDeleteha! fat cats absolutely rule. i used to have one that was 18 years old, diabetic, and fat as hell.
ReplyDeleteat one point we thought he was immortal. turns out we were wrong, but he was still awesome.