Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Keeping America safer

This morning, the Department of Homeland Security protected America from the Keebler Elf. This nefarious terrorist had conspired to smuggle a bomb aboard a jet airliner in San Diego, California. Our brave passengers and U.S. citizens, however, were protected from this horrible menace via the miracles of high technology. The x-ray machine for carry-on baggage sniffed out the terrorist's evil plans and Homeland Security officials acted swiftly to clear the airport and detain the evil-doer.

The terror weapon, comprised of a cookie and a toy car, was successfully disarmed by the San Diego Police Department's Bomb Squad, and the airport re-opened within less than two hours.

I feel safer now...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Those elves are against 'merica.

  2. We showed those elf bastards.

  3. Any day now, I expect this administration to capture a top lieutennant of the America-hating Keebler Elf. After that, I expect them to capture another Evil Elf top lieutennant. And then another. And then another. And then another...


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