Thursday, April 14, 2011

I feel safer

Everybody knows that a six-year-old girl can be a terror. That's why I feel safer that the TSA has protected me from the horror of a six year old girl terrorist by carefully examining this young lass to make sure she wasn't carrying a bomb in her crotch. Because everybody knows that six year old blond girls are dangerous and that their crotches could hide any number of evil things, so as long as TSA agents follow proper procedure (which they did), why, it's just keeping us safe, right?

Thank you, TSA, for protecting me from six year old blond terrorist girls! Our nation praises you for your diligence in this matter!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. I wished they tazed the little vixen.

  2. ...and still more proof, the terrorists are winning

  3. I appreciate that you can deal with this shit with a sense of humor. As the mother of a girl who was once this age, it infuriates me.

  4. Sorry, I should have said "child" who was once this age.


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