Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Oh my, how rude

Richard Simmons is a terrorist.

This penguin is speechless. The mighty Gay Agenda at work again, to terrorize us with well-coifed hair styles and tasteful interior decor?

-- Badtux the Head-shaking Penguin


  1. The closet required to contain all those self-loathing, gay bashing, repressed homosexuals on the right must be the size of the Grand Canyon. And to think, I used to believe that the Catholic Church had the biggest closet.

  2. Richard Simmons is gay!

    The things you learn . . .

    JzB the perpetual student trombonist

  3. Oh my, after dear Richard bitch-slapped that rude Harley salesperson in the Phoenix airport, could there be any doubt?

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  4. Oh. I missed that news flash.

    JzB the living in a cave trombonist

  5. Remember : Everyone MUST be white, middle to upper class, tastefully attired, Hetrosexual, sober except for perscription meds or alcohol, patriotic to a fault, etc. OR you are not a Real Murican!
    Been that way a long time now and it doesn't seem to be changing much, sadly.

  6. ::::::::face palm:::::::

    I know the Rude Kitty says breathing is autonomic, but really, are we sure? Because so many ideas on that side of the line seem afflicted by hypoxia....

  7. LFC: Closets. Multiple.

    w3ski: Everybody knows that Jesus was a white guy from England, not some dusky-skinned hook-nosed Jew boy. If you disagree, why do you hate baby Jesus?

    Labrys, I can't even *spell* autonomic or hypoxia (have to cut and paste), but gotta agree that the tighty righties are missing more than a few brain cells. Whether it was hypoxia or just too much rotgut whiskey and hillbilly heroin, beats me.

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  8. Rather than be accused of making shit up - here's a link to an article about a guy who has to be the classic teabagger. He mistakes a bearded Russian Ortodox priest for a Muslim terrorist and chases the poor priest three blocks and lays the ppor cleric's head open with a tire iron. Then makes up 3 separate stories about what happened - which undermined his credability with hte police. The priest is going to be OK.



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