Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Haitian ninja warrior terrorist retrial at end

A bunch of dirt-poor Haitian losers who fancied themselves as ninja warriors guarding their warehouse clubhouse tried to scam $50K from supposed al Qaeda henchmen. The al Qaeda henchmen turned out to be FBI agents, who then arrested them on terrorism charges. The third re-trial of the Haitian ninja warrior losers is now at a close. Thus proving that if the U.S. Prosecutor's office doesn't get the verdict they want the first time, why, then they'll just re-try you again and again until they get the verdict they *do* want...

-- Badtux the Comrade Penguin

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