Thursday, December 14, 2006

Next up: Blind hunters

Aim for the nose...
Call it the Dick Cheney protection act. The Texas Legislature is talking about passing a law making it legal for blind people to hunt.

Hmm, somehow this doesn't sound like the best of ideas to this penguin... blind people shooting guns. Hmm. Of course, Texas during hunting season isn't a very safe place to begin with, what with all the gunfire and all the crazed deer with eyes rolling running all over the place chased by Elmer Fudd look-alikes firing their rifles and shotguns all over the place. Last time I was in Texas during deer season, I got me a deer all right... and a $800 bill from the body shop (luckily li'l Bambi went under the car, rather than over it). And my buddy's van got two bullet holes in it.

Welcome to Texas. Y'all don't come back now, y'hear?!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Mr MaGoo has rights, too, Pilgrim penguin.

  2. So don't go to Texas, it's just a bunch of monkeys fucking around.

  3. I clipped a small deer with a Buick once. It felt like I hit a Kodiak...

  4. Blind hunters. Only in Texas.

    BBC, I can think of nothing -- NOTHING -- that would get me to Texas. Not even a date with the entire Cowboys cheerleading squad.

  5. Shit, let's give them Driver's Licenses too, provided the car has laser headlights and a sighted passenger.

    Only in Texas. Stupid hillbillies!



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