Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Cheney's latest victim quietly rots on the lawn

This deer was spotted on the lawn of Vice President Cheney's 'undisclosed location'. Speculation is rampant. Did the Bigus Dickus manage to club it to death with his big swinging dick? Did he chase it down and strangle it with his bare hands in a rage over Dear Leader firing his buddy Rumsfeld? Or maybe he was aiming for a lawyer and hit a deer instead? Curious penguins want to know!

-- Badtux the Curious Penguin


  1. He drank it's blood to cheat death for another few days.

  2. its blood too.

    Crappy English language.

  3. This is OT, but if you still need a grinder, let me know.


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