Tuesday, May 05, 2009


The first LD in the above is Lou Dobbs. So what would Lou Dobbs do if: North Korea threatened to incinerate Japan with a nuclear missile. On the same day that Israel launched a ground offensive against Syria and Iranian troops crossed the border into Iraq on their way to support their Syrian client state, triggering a war between Iran and the United States that resulted in three U.S. Army divisions turned into Dien Bien Phu hamburger meat as the entire Iraqi population rose up and overwhelmed them with sheer numbers. On the SAME DAY that millions of people around the world just vanished, poof, into thin air, as four horsemen rode in the sky and trumpetted the end of the world. On the SAME DAY that an invasion of multi-tentacled aliens swooped down from the sky and started stuffing innocent women and children into their multi-tentacled maws. *AND* it was the 5th of May, Cinco de Mayo.

What Would Lou Dobbs Do? Well... bash Mexicans, of course. Like, duh.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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