Thursday, May 14, 2009

Republican fail

Hey boys and girls. Are you a Republican? Do you lust after the hot sweaty arms of Guvner Goodhair and Guvner Goodteeth? The teabaggers have your number! Are they going to hold a Skype conference call? Or a Twiscussion? Or maybe use IM? Why, NO, that would be way too advanced for Republicans. They're going to use the TELEGRAPH! Yessiree, get your hot Republican telegraph sex here... Click click clack click … click clack… click click … click clack click click… oh the awesome!

Oh. Telephone. Well, hey, look, it's all old obsolete communications technology, whatever. All you have to do is call their 900 number, 900-REP-SEXY and there ya are, you, too, can have hot sexy phone sex with Guvner Goodhair and Guvner Goodteeth. Or maybe they're just going to talk about teabagging. Heh.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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