Friday, May 01, 2009

Snark bites

  1. Happy Mission Accomplished Day! Codpiece optional.
  2. WWJT (Who Would Jesus Torture)?
  3. Oxford Health Plans falls victim to that evil supervillain, The Gay Agenda.
  4. Waiting for World Nut Daily to announce that Obama's pick to replace Souter on the U.S. Supreme Court is... Osama bin Laden. 5... 4... 3... 2......
Reminder: Snark bites get posted to Twitter (see left margin box), this is just a taste. Yes, I'm now a twit. Sigh.

-- Badtux the Twit Penguin

Note: There is some controversy over whether the codpiece is optional for celebration of Happy Mission Accomplished Day. After all, Dear Former Leader clearly was wearing a class-A codpiece as part of his celebration of this most hallowed of days. However, I say it's quite clear that the codpiece is optional, as none of the sailors participating in the first Happy Mission Accomplished Day were wearing obvious codpieces. Besides, have you ever tried to buy a codpiece for a penguin?!


  1. It's also Loyalty Day. Clap harder, dammit!

  2. good snark, thanks :)

  3. You can combine the first two: WWWJTTC? (Which Way Would Jesus Turn The Carrier?)


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