Friday, January 30, 2009

Don't be fooled

Awwe, doesn't he look so sweet? Like he's saying, "rub my tummy, please?". Except what he's really saying is, "I'm in the mood for shredding flesh. Put your hand right here between all four of my paws so I can more easily shred it."

-- Badtux the Cat-shredded Penguin


  1. that's what all my cats have always meant when they roll over like that.

  2. Exactly how many cats do you have, anyhow? Or is that too embarrassing to say? :-).

    - Badtux the Cat Penguin

  3. it really should be too embarrassing to say.

    originally it was just curmudgeon cat and the dog, with lots of ferals hanging out in the neighborhood. then one of the neighbors declared war on the ferals and started putting out traps and poison, and calling animal control. so i rescued the feral momcat and her 4 kittens that were living in the flowerpots on my porch and things just sort of snowballed from there.

    living indoors with me right now: 1 cat, 1 dog, and 11 more feline interlopers of varying degrees of tameness [or lack thereof].

  4. Yup. You got that li'l guy's number. The slitty eyes are a dead giveaway. Also.


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