Thursday, April 27, 2006

Praise Allah! Allah grows terrorist a new leg!

It appears that their Allah whupped ass on Bush's God. All Bush's God has done for him lately is manage to quelch the DT's under a bunch of Zoloft. Meanwhile, Iraq-based terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's Allah has performed a major miracle that as far as I know the Christian God hasn't done for a couple thousand years -- Allah grew Zarqawi a new leg.

So: Whose god is a false idol, again?!

-- Badtux the Religious Penguin

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