Saturday, April 08, 2006

It's all the Democrat's fault

Nevermind that Democrats don't control any position of power in the U.S. government. Preznit Cartman stamps his feet and whines and blames them for stalling his immigration "reform" package.

If only it were true that the spineless wimps of the Democratic Party were blocking that bill. Sigh. The sad fact is that the only thing that the Democrats in Congress are good for is serving as punching bags. They certainly don't act like any kind of viable opposition party, that's for sure. The fact of the matter is that Preznit Poopy-Pants's own Republican Party is in near revolt over the bill, because it would grant citizenship to many of their slavesgardeners and maids, who then would have things like legal rights and stuff. Can't have that!

But what the hey, the Democrats make handy punching bags, so let's blame it on them. Logic? Reason? In Christopath America? Lord forbid!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

1 comment:

  1. Preznit Poopy-Pants

    Brilliant *chuckle* you've brightened my day.


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