Wednesday, May 04, 2005

May is Warblogger Appreciation Month

The Culture Kitchen reminds us that May is the month set aside in commemoration of the brave men of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders, that pasty-faced flabby-bicep'ed division who, from the front lines of their parents' basements, fight for truth, justice, and Mom's apple pie (of which they regularly over-indulge, thus their penguin-like figures). Yes, May is Masturbation Month, in honor of the only sex that the 101st Fighting Keyboarders ever have!

Now, what is the favorite fetish of the members of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders, you wonder? Well, I have it right here:

Yes, dead Iraqi children. Post a picture of a dead Iraqi child and they happen to come across it, they immediately ejaculate in great spurts so daunting that their mothers have to call the plumber to pump out the basement! That's why you will never see a picture of a dead Iraqi child on a war blogger's web site. It would just cause too many plumbing backups all across the land, yessiree!

So if you know a war blogger, tell'em "Happy Warblogger Appreciation Month!". And send him a picture of a dead Iraqi child. After all, it's just your patriotic duty to help him get his rocks off during this month in his honor!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

1 comment:

  1. Does aWol have a session with a horse scheduled for the Rose Garden in honor of May being Masturbation Month? After all, according to his wife, he is The Horse Masturbator.


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