Monday, May 02, 2005

Beware the Burrito of Mass Destruction


I can see it now:

Cop: "Okay, son. Put down the burrito and step away." Kid: "Yuhyuhyuhess sir please don't shoot!"

Thank god the kid didn't bring a tamale to school, then the cops would have REALLY over-reacted!

- Badtux the "Land of the Brave? Where?!" Penguin

(Link courtesy of South Knox Bubba. Okay, then.)

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