Friday, December 07, 2007

Shiny shiny kitty

The Mighty Fang sure is shiny. And unlike the silver, I don't have to do anything to keep him shiny -- he shines himself. All I do is the normal kitty care stuff -- dump kibble in the bowl every night, change the kitty litter every week, etc. -- and he does the rest.

-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin


  1. Are you really that cruel? No occasional fresh swordfish? ... or even mackerel? No horrendously expensive gourmet treats in those horrendously-expensive little cans?

    Badtux, you are bordering on being a bad kitty-daddy...

  2. My guys are descendants of a long line of working cats. They're beer and pretzels kinda guys, not champagne and caviar kinda guys. You put that fancy stuff in front of them, they'd be, like, "what, you think I'm one of them wuss purebreds or somethin'? Gimme some real food out here, waiter!".

    Seems to work out fine for him. Shiny, shiny, shiny kitty. Shiny kitty. Any shinier, and I'd be blind.

    - Badtux the Workin'-class-cat-owned Penguin

  3. Actually they do look like silver. My two black beauties shine argently: the handsome man-cat Bucephalus and his sister the sweet-tempered (except when I kiss her feet!!!) Caledonia. How could anyone think black cats were the personification of evil? Well maybe if you believe the stuff the Mittler 'believes'.....

  4. Shiny.... pretty kitty... The Mighty Fang is a beauty. He sure takes good care of that fur coat.


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