Monday, July 31, 2006

World Nut Daily: Condi's not black

Left: white woman Condi Rice and her husband smile for the camera.

World Nut Daily is in a froth because Palestinian newspapers have called Condi Rice a "black spinster." Because, of course, Condi isn't black, and she isn't a spinster (unmarried older woman).

Alrighty, then!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. I think Condi's more of an asexual oreo.

  2. I refused to post my own comment because it was very rude.

  3. I didn't realize Dumbya was an "old line Mormon" A moron yes, but a Morman???

  4. Anonymous - don't feel bad. Dubya doesn't know the difference.

    Awe - look at them in the photo. They look so happy together. And notice how they are both leaning to the right?
    Coincidence? I think not.


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