Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Things you never knew you needed

Somehow, I doubt that this alarm clock would be very welcome in Da Fixer's or Lurch's bedroom... though they might get a perverse pleasure out of THIS alarm:

-- Badtux the Timely Penguin

4 comments:

  1. Wow! I never knew I needed those. I'd better get out the credit card, right now:)

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  2. Wonder if you would be allowed to get on a plane carrying that second one?

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  3. Yeah, definitely the grenade. I'm too old to have a drill sergeant wake me up.

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  4. Why does the DI have no penis?

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