So David Horowitz sends me an email, "How you can help stop terrorism!". I opened it with baited breath. (Note: I'd been eating herring, so that is not supposed to be "bated"). So how could I help stop terrorism? Maybe enlist in the Army? Send cookies to our soldiers overseas? Send money to teachers trying to educate young Muslim children into not becoming terrorists? Join the CIA and infiltrate a madrasa on the Pakistani-Afghan border? Hmm?
Err, no. Three guesses. Heck. Two guesses. Oh come on, you know you'll only need one guess to know what good ole' Horrorwitz says is the most important thing to do to stop terrorism.
While you're formulating your one guess, more about the email. It contains a propaganda drawing that's hilarious in its content. The powerless elected ceremonial president of a country Horrorwitz doesn't like is airbrushed onto a photograph of a dead German dictator, and the word "Islamic" is prepended to the name of the dead German dictator's best-known book. Sadly, there are dumbasses who'll actually think this means something, because after all, if it's in print surely it's the truth right? Would David Horriblitz lie? But he looks so sincere!
Anyhow, are you ready for Horriblitz's answer to the question of "how can you help stop terrorism"? Well, the answer is clear. It's not enlisting in the Army, sending aid packets to our soldiers overseas, or anything like that. It's sending Horriblitz some money. duh. Remember, refusing to send Horriblitz money makes baby Jesus cry and just emboldens the terriers. Or something like that. Send Horriblitz some money, and he'll don his famous blue and red tights with the "H" on the front, flex his mighty muscles of steel (the ones in his head, I suppose), and go stop the terrorists all by himself, single-handedly. So did you guess right? Well, duh! He's a Republican, of course you guessed right!
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
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