Thursday, August 16, 2007

That new checking account is, like, the bomb!

When the bank manager heard this on his voice mail, he did what any right-thinking American would do -- he called the bomb squad. The bomb squad found a suspicious package in the bin for donated eyeglasses and evacuated the area then opened the package using a remote robot. Inside the package they found... eyeglasses.

Have Americans become a nation of paranoid ninnies, or what?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

2 comments:

  1. "Have Americans become a nation of paranoid ninnies, or what?"

    Yes. Land of the sheep, home of the scared.

    Americans have also become very ridiculous.

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