In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Today's important gotta-report-on-it news is Britney Spears hits a parked car. Now, I don't know why that's important, but Fox News tells me it's, like, the most important thing in the world, so it must be, y'know? Sorry, gotta go. I think we ought to, like, support our President because, like, he's our President and stuff, see?
-- Badtux the Vacuous Penguin
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Wow - new look - very elegant.
ReplyDeleteAre the herring archives easier to access now?
I want my old header top back, the one with a lone penguin in a vast wasteland of blue-white ice. But I gotta figure out how to hack it into this new stylesheet. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of the stylesheet is just a standard Blogger stylesheet. I changed the background color, removed one of the borders around the heading, and added a border around the sidebar. Otherwise it's all Blogger.
like, totally dude! presidents rock and they all need our support cause they do all sorts of cool things and know a bunch of stuff about a bunch of things.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit: I've been following the Britney trainwreck. Believe me, it's strictly a diversion from my daily pastime of snarking on Bush and riding my bike. Also, it's healthier than smoking.
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