Thursday, May 19, 2011

Dirty Fucking Hippies

The Catholic Church now has a new official explanation for why their priests keep fucking kiddies: the hippies made them do it.

Y'now, that excuse didn't wash when I was a kid, if I did something wrong or stupid and I said "my buddy Keith made me do it!" my mother would just shake her head and say "Go to your room, you're grounded for the next two days." It doesn't sound any more mature coming from an institution that's 2,000 years old and supposed to be more grown-up than that...

-- Badtux the Grown-up Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 5/19/2011 09:08:00 PM
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1 comment:

  1. Ruckus21/5/11 4:08 PM

    supposed to be more grown-up than that...

    Yes they are. Way more grown up. But that's not the reality is it?

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