Tuesday, March 04, 2008

What if Godzilla attacked New York City?

Here at the Snarky Penguin's iceberg, we address the real issues, the ones that everybody cares about. Look, we know about all that Presidential primary stuff going on today and so on and so forth. Blah blah blah. Bore-ing! Instead, we gotta talk about the important things, like: What if a 500-foot-tall monster attacked New York City?.

Now ya gotta admit, that's a helluva lot more important than some silly primary. Nobody dies as a result of a Presidential primary. While if a monster attacks New York City... what do we do? What do we do?!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. After we all stop laughing and before Bush rips up what's left of the Constitution, you mean?


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