Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Gay Agenda sighting!

Yes, that mighty supervillain The Gay Agenda, with his Gay Ray Gun of Gayness that he is going to use to shoot all our masculine boys and feminine girls and turn them into girly-men and manly girls, has been sighted AGAIN by those brave patriots of the Christian News Service, who, braving the risks of carpal tunnel syndrome or being affected by stray Gay Rays shot from the Gay Agenda's Gay Ray Gun, bravely read an AP news article about a speech at a gay rights convention! And now we find out that The Gay Agenda has a boss: Hillary Rodham Clinton, who, these brave patriots tell us, is running as the first gay President (gasp!). Well, I guess since her husband ran for office as the first black President there is a precedent... still, who would have thunk it that The Gay Agenda had a female boss? This penguin is aghast, aghast I say! Oh Gay Agenda, how could you have let us manly men err penguins down like that?!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 3/07/2007 04:40:00 PM
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous7/3/07 5:45 PM

    DAMNIT! I missed another meeting.

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  2. BadTux7/3/07 8:07 PM

    Don't worry, Lab Kat, the meeting minutes are online...

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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  3. Jim Yeager7/3/07 10:18 PM

    Your post was great; the meeting minutes link was even better...

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