Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Makeovers of mass destruction!

Apparently the Pentagon is concerned that gay groups are a terror threat. I suppose their main fears lie around the notion that hairdressers of mass destruction might, uhm, give bad haircuts, or maybe give bad home-decorating advice. Oh the horror! The horror, I say! My flippers flap frantically in applause for the Pentagon's efforts to save me from such a horrible fate!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

1 comment:

  1. I think that the Bush administration should be documented as a terrorist group

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