Thursday, January 01, 2009

These kids today...

They're always having this premarital sex and stuff. Dadburn kids, they just don't have any morals, unlike back in my mother's day! Back in my mother's day, kids didn't have premarital sex. There was a lot of premature babies born 6 or 7 or 8 months after marriage (oddly enough, all weighing around 7 pounds despite being three months premature sometimes!), but no premarital sex, dagnab it!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Who, despite the above, can proudly state that he was born exactly 280 days after his mother and father's marriage and thus *clearly* was not the result of premarital sex :-).

13 comments:

  1. Yea , well I was given up at birth and adopted at 4 months . So there !
    Even my own mom didn't want me around , can't blame anyone else if they don't either .
    w3ski

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  2. Were you aware that your RSS feed only contains the headers of posts and no content? It makes reading your posts in an RSS reader impossible. You should fix that.

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  3. Really enjoy your blog!!! And thanks for linking to zztopdog; I'm sure you'll find a number of your posts there! ;)
    All the best in the new year!

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  4. Anonymous, Blogger's RSS feed for my blog is busted. Not anything I can do anything about, I don't control Blogger, Google does. So you'll just have to read it in a browser like the rest of us :-).

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  5. And oh, the rest of you -- GET OFF MY LAWN!

    - Badtux the Cranky Penguin

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  6. I wish that movie would come to my area! We haven't seen "Milk" yet either. GRRR!

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  7. Hmmmm. lol.

    My daughter just rolled her eyes in second grade when another second grader insisted that you could NOT have children if you weren't married. Then she laughed as she asked, "Well, how did I get here, my parents aren't married?"

    She was sixteen before her grandfather understood why the hell I never married his son. That stubborn Old World European shit is a pain in the ass, they just don't get why a woman would say NO, I don't want to marry you.

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  8. If I cannot teach you to suck eggs--- perhaps some curious math?

    "The average length of human gestation is 280 days"

    I am the last of my mother's brood. Scientists both, the spacing of their children was: Marriage, +2, +2, +2, +5, That is 1933, 1935, 1937, 1939, 1944. My father was well employed through the thirties and forties.
    "Was I an accident?" I asked my mother. She batted her baby browns and intoned: "Why, No."
    I send a tie every father's day to the military industrial complex.
    --ml

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  9. Then use feedburner of any other third party RSS service provider.

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  10. 'Twas a tpyo, Martin. Fixed.

    Anonymous, the whole point of using blogger.com is to make my job *easier*. I got better things to do than fiddle with third-party products.

    - Badtux the Blogging Penguin
    And you! Spammer gal! Get off of my lawn!

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  11. can proudly state that he was born exactly 280 days after his mother and father's marriage and thus *clearly* was not the result of premarital sex...

    Or else you were starting on your schedule slips really early. :-)

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  12. I can. 11 months after the nuptials. Behaviors are modeled. If pregnancy first is modeled, like say with the Palin's, then that becomes the template.

    Even there, downward evolution has occurred; whereas Palin the mother had a shotgun affair, daughter Bristol had only the affair.

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  13. I worked it out in first grade because I was curious. 2 years and 3 months after the wedding.

    I had to use my feedburner feed in order to et the artcles into the GReader. But you're so good that if I like the headline, I click on through.

    And I don't say that about everybody.

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