Thursday, January 08, 2009

Happy Birthday, Elvis!

The King is 74 years old. My mother admits that she was one of the screaming teeny-boppers in one of his concerts during the '50s. Deal being, he gave off that bad boy vibe that for some reason girls go for -- they always go for the bad boys, not for the nice guys, then they whine about how all men are scum. Sigh. Women. Can't live with'em, but, alas, cannot live without'em until artificial wombs are invented...

-- Badtux the Rock'n'Roll Penguin


  1. OUCH
    That was an insult to women everwhere XD
    articficial wombs... how depressing

  2. What can I say. I call it like I see it -- women don't like nice guys except as "just for friends". The story of my life :-(.

    - Badtux the Friendly Penguin

  3. I love women.

    I love Elvis

    Most people love Elvis even though they think it is uncool.

  4. hmmmm. All I ever wanted was a guy in chinos and dockers who could feed himself, read, and socialize occasionally.

  5. BadTux, I married a nice guy, and we're still married 28 years later. Keep looking, and maybe expand your acceptability parameters a little.

  6. Artificial wombs are a given, and in the not-too-distant future. Perhaps you are referring to artificial environments for obtaining, er, male pleasure. And those are coming, too, in the form of handy-dandy female robotic companions.

    You can just shut them down when they're not in service. Put em in the closet. No dialog. nice, eh wot?


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