Monday, May 05, 2008

Meow

Cat: "Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Me: "What is it, kitty? Has Timmeh fallen down the well?"

Cat: "Meow! Meow! Meow!". Cat moves away and stares intently upward at the wall near where it joins the ceiling.

Me: "Oh. You see a bug."

Cat: "Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Me: "Sorry, I can't get it for you. Penguins aren't much for flying."

Cat: "Meow! Meow! Meow!". Cat jumps up onto dining room table. "Meow! Meow! Meow!". Cat jumps down off dining room table, and jumps up on the china cabinet. "Meow! Meow! Meow!" Cat attempts the six foot leap to the top of the nearest book-case, fails, and slides down the side of the book-case until he hits the backside of my MIDI keyboard, which is leaning against the wall to keep the dust out of the keys. He slides down the backside of my MIDI keyboard and disappears out of sight in the shadow of the dining room table.

Me: I go around the table to see the cat. Cat is sitting on his hindside, looking up at bug. "Are you okay?"

Cat: Licks front paw, as if to say, "I meant to do that."

Me: "Yeah right."

Just another day in the life of a cat-owned penguin.

-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 5/05/2008 09:02:00 PM
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