Monday, October 04, 2010

And in today's World Nut Daily email blast...

... Joseph "Crazy Joe" Farah (or one of his underlings at ) goes off on a long blast about how evil accreditation boards won't accredit colleges whose Biology departments teach that evolution is a myth, and how the evil Department of Education is about to change the student loan program so that only accredited colleges can get student loans. Because, y'know, other than cutting off the rip-off private diploma mills that charge a bundle for worthless "degrees", this would also cut off all those "Bible Colleges" that charge their students bundles of dough to teach the li'l darlings that Jesus rode a dinosaur then gives them a worthless diploma and a lifetime of student loan debt slavery (since student loans cannot be discharged in bankruptcy like normal loans)... the horror, oh the horror!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Why didn't Jeebus save the dinosaurs, anyway? Were they sinful or something? I know that God hates figs but does She hate dinos too?

  2. Yeah, those damned liberals are trying to block me from getting the student loans I need to get my BS in Alchemy, another branch of "science" that doesn't fit with the left-wing world view.


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