Friday, April 30, 2010

Four feelings hurt in Illinois

Yessiree, the right wing has their own Kent State Massacre in Quincy, Illinois, where jackbooted goons of the Obama Socialist Conspiracy viciously attacked Tea Party grannies. Here's the video:

WTF? A handful of awkward Midwestern cops doing the worst job of marching I've ever seen, and a polite request of "Move back, please?" Where's the tear gas? Where's the billy clubs? Where's the dogs and horses and blood spilled on the street? This is the lamest oppression I've ever seen, dammit!

In honor of the Tea Party's "Quincy Massacre", where four teabaggers had their feelings irreparably hurt by a polite request to "Move back, please", here is a song in their honor:

Ten cops and Obama's comin,'
We're finally on our own,
This summer I hear the drummin'
Four feelings hurt in Illinois

Got to get down to it.
Policemen are staring us down.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And her feelings were hurt on the ground?
How can you run when you know?

La, la, la, la

Got to get down to it.
Cops are being mean to us now.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And her feelings were hurt on the ground?
How can you run when you know?

Ten cops and Obama's comin'
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drummin'
Four feelings hurt in Illinois, four feelings hurt in Illinois
Four feelings hurt in Illinois, four feelings hurt in Illinois
Four feelings hurt in Illinois, four feelings hurt in Illinois
Four feelings hurt in Illinois, four feelings hurt in Illinois

And let us not forget this top-secret video of Obama's stormtroopers torturing a teabagger granny:

No! Not the comfy chair!

-- Badtux the Oppression Penguin

8 comments:

  1. Right on brother Tux!

    Wait, I'm confused. If Obama is a muslim how can he have the pigs working for him?

    Ooo! my head hurts.

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  2. Oh the humanity..
    Brutality at it's worst....
    Obama you beast!!!

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  3. Please tell me this isn't for real (not the video itself, but that teabaggers are complaining about it)? If it is real, why are they blaming Obama instead of the local police department?

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  4. Oh, sorry, scrub that last question. I forgot, they don't need a reason to blame Obama for anything. It's all his fault.

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  5. I assure you, SeDress, the wingnut brigade is outraged over this incident. Why, I got an email in my inbox about it from World Nut Daily *this very morning* about how a SWAT team was pulled in to brutalize innocent old lady teabaggers! (BTW, as should be obvious from the video, that is *not* a SWAT team, that's just a dozen or so local Midwestern cops looking very awkward in their riot gear, it's not as if that part of Illinois is prone to riots after all).

    So yes, both the video and the wingnuttery are real. Bring out... the cushions. Bwahhahahaa!

    - Badtux the ROFL Penguin

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  6. Oh badtux, you have got to go see this video (if you haven't already).
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2vF4aewSQo
    They didn't just scare Tea Party grannies, they scared a little girl! Shameful! Turn down your speakers though, as the music is a little overdone.
    I am a little confused though, because the little girl says she thought we had a right to free speech and assembly in the US, (as if that right had been denied them) and I didn't see the part where the riot police broke up the crowd, handcuffed them and took them off to jail. They must have run out of videotape before that happened?

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  7. Why are they wearing helmets? They don't have motorcycles. I'm poozled.

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  8. Mule Breath, I think the helmets are in case the rioters start throwing stuff at them. In this case all the rioters threw at them were lame tea-slogans. They coulda left the helmets at home, it was clear these poor cops were starting to bake a bit in those things, those are the most awkward and uncomfortable riot policemen I've seen, like, evah. Clearly not accustomed to being all geared up like that, I bet they had to ransack the locker rooms of half the surrounding counties to fit that dozen cops with riot gear 'cause, well, Quincy Illinois just doesn't have a lot of riots, y'know?

    - Badtux the Oppressed Penguin

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