Monday, April 26, 2010

Liar, liar, pants on fire

An ICE spokeswoman says, "no racial profiling involved" in case of a truck driver detained by ICE agents. Luckily his wife was able to swiftly get there with his birth certificate, otherwise ICE would have disappeared him into a gulag and likely dumped him onto the streets of some foreign land at some point in the future.

Here's some video of another ICE spokesman lying his head off:

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I love how the camera cuts from the ICE spokesman lying to the security camera video showing the ICE agents clearly racially profiling by rounding up Hispanic customers while ignoring white and black customers... a classic!

Here's a fun exercise to do, if you're bored and want to entertain yourself: file a FOIA on ICE asking for the racial composition of those stopped and asked for proof of citizenship. They won't tell you. They'll tell you it's a State Secret. They'll tell you that you don't need to know. They'll tell you anything *but* the racial composition of those stopped and asked for proof of citizenship, because the reality is that 100% of those stopped by ICE and asked for proof of citizenship are *BROWN* despite the fact that at least 25% of all illegals in America are *WHITE* (but they're from European countries so that doesn't matter, right? Right?!).

No racial profiling? Bull fucking shit. These ICE spokespeople are lying fucking tools who ought to be ashamed of themselves, but likely aren't because they're evil sadistic bastards or else they wouldn't be working for such an evil agency to begin with. So it goes in Soviet America, Land of the Free(tm)*.

-- Badtux the Sovok Penguin
*Land of the Free(tm) is a copyright of Soviet America, Inc., and is not related to any concepts called "freedom", "liberty", or "justice". Offer void if brown, Muslim, or holding political beliefs inconvenient for those in power. Batteries not included, except when they're tasering your ass for not being a proper Sovok.


  1. You might want to amend that statement to include: "or any group not in power who believe it's their god given right to be in power and will do anything to ensure their return to power".
    If you haven't read Brilliant At Breakfast's 2 posts on this, do so. Very good.
    [sorry if this is duplicate posting, Firefox froze up first time I tried. Maybe I need to show them my papers first?]

  2. I often think that I'm being irrationally paranoid with my disgust toward most things related to American law enforcement. I've gone off about how I hate cops on your blog before. Someday I'll have to rant about the border crossing between British Columbia and Washington State. Then I see shit like this and I feel justified in my hostility toward all levels of "law enforcement".


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