Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Paul Hackett is a true American hero

Not only did he serve honorably in the military (unlike every top official of the Bush Administration), but he's also in the habit of chasing down criminals and holding them at gunpoint -- AR-15 gunpoint (that's a M-16 without the rock'n'roll mode) until the cops can arrive.

That kind of aggressiveness at taking the offensive has not gone unnoticed in the NFL. So now they're hiring Paul Hackett as the offensive coach of the Green Bay Packers. Go Pack!

-- Badtux the News Penguin
With apologies to Newsblog 5000

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