In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
What is the NCIS weapon code for Frozen Chicken? Frederick McKaney did not know what damage he was causing when he attacked a woman with a frozen chicken, sending her to the hospital. Not only did he cause the woman to need stitches, he also inflicted distress upon the cops who have to decide, "How do I encode this into the computer?"
If crooks were smart, they'd be Republicans, and we'd call them "Mr. Vice President". Hmm....
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
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It's a "blunt object". It worked for a salami, so it has to be good for a frozen chicken.
ReplyDeleteI won't even ask how you know it works for a salami :-).
ReplyDelete-- Badtux the Laughing Penguin