Thursday, October 29, 2009

British government to protect children from zombies

Bwahahahah!. Seems that the British pedophile database (the one where a quarter of the UK population is required to register with it) doesn't remove dead people, despite the fact that this will result in more false positives and is, well, useless. Unless you think there's an invasion of dead zombie pedophiles, anyhow.

But what the hey, this is just a repeat of the whole TSA no-fly list fiasco that is utterly worthless. SIiiigh! Brains. It's not only zombies who need'em.

-- Badtux the Security Penguin


  1. The problem, as I see it, is how to distinguish the zombies on one side from the zombies on the other. There's not enough brains among 'em to add up to a halfwit.

  2. That's damn well certain! LOL, made this penguin laugh :).

    - Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin


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