Recruiting Jim Bob to watch for terrierists

The deal is that apparently the Department of Homeland Security and Subversion Suppression hath decided small boats are a potential terrier menance and thus Jim Bob in his Bass Master 2000 ought to be on the lookout for them. As Blue Girl puts it: "...to think that Joe Blow in his boat, along with his idiot brother-in-law Bob and his buddy Skeeter from work--who are usually four sheets to the wind and barely able to handle creating a wake in the wrong area--are the first line of defense against anything other than a shortage of empty beer cans in the water is pushing it."

Alrighty, then!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin