Thursday, August 04, 2005

Thursday Penguin Porn Blogging #1

Hey pa! Look at me jump off this ice cliff! I can fly! I can flyyyy aaaarrgh [SPLASH]

George and Donald, showing off for their father, discover that no matter how hard they flap their flippers and how much wishful thinking they indulge in, penguins can NOT fly, any more than armed soldiers can win a war against an insurgency such as the one in Iraq...

= Badtux the Snarky Penguin

3 comments:

  1. Penguins can't fly? Really. Damn, I thought they were just being stubborn. I think I owe a few birds an apology.

    They are birds, though, right?

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  2. That's a fine porn picture!

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  3. Have you been to see 'March of the Penguins' yet?

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